11:15 pm - 21 May 2004
weekends, television, and stupid genius
its the weekend at last. wooyay. the best bit about the weekend is going to see The Princess for a few days. the worst thing is that sunday evening i have to come home again. but this week is different. yes, i still come home sunday, but rather than having to wait until saturday to see her again, it'll be thursday 'cos i've got friday off for a long bank holiday weekend. friday, of course, is the London Eye which i'm looking forward to.
i've just been watching distraction. i have to be honest, i only watch it because Jimmy Carr is funneh. how many programmes are out there in which contestants have to answer questions while pigeons (aka "winged rats") are shitting on them? exactly. none. for a very good reason.
after that i switched over to Jonathan Ross on the beeb, he is also funny. he has just been interviewing Will Young. such a nice boy. and also much better interview-wise than morrissey, who was on last week. what a twat he is/was. full of himself & unwilling to answer any questions. i only ever liked one song by the smiths anyway.
at the moment i am talking to The Princess on msn messenger. as i told her earlier, i look at pictures of this innocent young blonde beauty with large breasticles, and i wonder, is this the same person who says things like:
- i need a shag
- i need a fuck
- i really need sex
and so on. then i realise yes, it is. there really IS a god. actually, there isn't, but thats just my opinion and i stand by it.
cats are, theoretically, genius creatures. the way they hunt & attack their prey - from lions right down to likkle baby kittens - they are elegant and sophistimacated. however. shake a box of cat biscuit, and mine come running from wherever they are. humans are the same: could be the biggest genius in the world, but still lack common sense. take Bruv for example. he's in his final year of a physics degree. he's got all a's & b's for a-levels. mostly a's for gcses. but once couldn't find any shampoo so decided to use bleach from under the sink. luckily, T:B:B: stopped him in time. thats true, that is.
songs in my head to think about for the next few days:
- gimme shelter by the rolling stones
- teenage kicks by the undertones
- i am the resurrection by the stone roses
- baby one more time by Britney (out of 1 i'd give her one ;oD )
and one last thing. miss you Princess but seeing you tomorrow yay putting you out of your misery ;oD
