8:40 pm - 31 May 2004
london, birthdays, and crap cars
ok. its been a while but i'm back, talking shite like a pro.
friday was london eye day. below is a picture of me on the eye in front of the houses of parliament & big ben. my face has been obscured (badly) using photoshop for legal reasons probably.
what is going on with these boy racers with their shit cars and badass stereos. we sit in The Princess' garden with alcohol and barbecue, with these bastards outside. they must be deaf or something, i kid you not their music makes the house shake. it wouldn't be so bad were it not for the fact that the music is shit. all garage and bass. go to the chavscum website to find out about these people, they really are a laughing stock. my mate t:b:b: had a great idea, put a decent sound system in a car, then cruise the streets of our town playing opera and classical music. any of you people seen the fast & the furious films?
imagine crap cars done up like them with badass sound and you have a boy racer car. as i always say, you can't polish a turd. someone i went to college with bought a car for �1700 (was worth half that) then spent �4500 doing it up. the question you have to ask is, why not spend �6000 on a decent fucking car.
what do i want for my birthday? its 2 weeks today and i'm under pressure for birthday lists of what i want from family and partner and her family. but how can i ask for something if there isn't actually anything i want? i'd like the terminator trilogy on dvd. thats a start. but other than dvds and cds, there isn't anything i want, except a new car & a house. i like The Princess' dad's usual answer: an 18yr old girl in a gym slip with her knickers round her ankles. i'd like that, although i don't think The Princess would. i DO know a few things i don't want such as the star wars trilogy on dvd - i'm waiting for all 6 to come out at the same time - and one of them crappy England flags for your car, the ones that attach to the windows and are about 9" long. they look really tacky and shit.
i'm going to watch Spaced now while i think about birthday presents. rock on.
